Dad, quit interfering!!

Vieregg: Oh, fantastic. What kind of trouble are you two up to this time?

Elias: Nice to see you too, you cranky old hypocrite. We just want to see Embla.

Eliam: Yeah, and maybe show her a little fun, Uncle Vieregg.

Vieregg: As you Americans say: Over my dead body, you will.

Elias: That’s doable, you fossil.

Vieregg: Wait, is that a threat? Are you actually threatening me, you leeches?

Eliam: How’d you take it, anyway?

Elias: And are you sure you wanna talk to us like that, Uncle?

Vieregg: I am not your uncle. Wasn’t before, won’t ever be.

Eliam: Come on, you and Dad are basically brothers. That makes you our uncle—our role model, even. You’re just as much of a womanizer as we are. Seriously, is this really that hard for you to get?

Vieregg: I'm your Uncle, huh? Fine, let's go with that. But do you really think it's a good idea for you two troublemakers to mess around with your cousin? Or to be with your Aunt while I'm out working? Seriously, right now, I can see Embla under the covers with you.

Freja: Daddy, I need them inside me! And I'm not the only one taking care of them—Freja is right here with me!

Vieregg: No! Absolutely not! I won't stand for this! All of you, get out right now!

Embla: Your baby girl just said that you need to leave and let them to their business of having sex. And after that, Mom and I will need our pussies fucked. You should go and play your video games and sneak off and fuck Claire behind AJ's back!"

Vieregg: Fine, but this isn't over. I will be speaking to AJ about this.

Embla: Oh, don't be such a selfish jerk. AJ understands my needs, my mom's needs, and yours. He even let you sleep with Claire and Monique to feed your silly chocolate addiction. You even had time to fill her up properly.

Elias: Funny you mention that, Uncle. When you came over, the girls were all over you—sitting on your lap, kissing your cheeks. That goofy look on your face? Honestly, it was hard not to laugh. And just when I thought it couldn’t get weirder, you tucked Vilde in for bed. Even the noises from her room were impossible to ignore.

Eliam: How many times did you go in there before she finally fell asleep, you idiot? And clearly, Zoey’s tangled up in all this too.

Vieregg: So this is what all the drama’s about? Are you honestly jealous that I get along with your sister? Seriously, both of you need to grow up. Just admit it and stop acting like a couple of insecure kids. She’s gorgeous, and like anyone with half a brain, she wants someone who actually understands her. Neither of you even come close.

Elias: Don’t compare us to those losers you call friends.

Embla: Dad, can you leave for a minute? Elias and Eliam need to talk with us alone. If you stay, it’s just going to get weird.

Vieregg: Wait, what did you just say?

Eliam: She said, “Move it, you old fart.” You’re in the way!

Vieregg: You two are so dead. Do you hear me? Dead!

Embla: Dad, you’re being impossible right now. Go hang out with Aunt Claire or something. Maybe eat some chocolate and chill out.

Vieregg: This is unreal. Seriously, what did I do to deserve this mess?