Victoria: The Ice Dean

It was the start of a new week. Another week of the same motions. Go to work at the university. Do some paperwork. Give counseling to poor students. Suspend or expel the unruly ones. But she was determined to prove herself and was able to achieve the title of Dean. However sacrificing her personal life at the expense of personal glory. She was something of a prodigy, a child genius. She had an unusual childhood. Graduating High school at age 12. Enrolling in university at 13. Graduating at 16. Masters completed at 18. PhD at 21 and so on. Every task was done with complete precision and focus. In the wake of this she has had no social life. Interactions with members involved in group projects was often resulted in giant clashes because the other team members "couldn't pull their weight." Fights were inevitable and she was often beaten up because of her haughty status. But she would sacrifice anything and everything for her career. Even her body wasn't immune from pain and torture. Every day she would go through extreme exercises to and precise dieting habits to keep her mind and body upright and focus. But after ten years she realized something was missing. She had achieved everything that he wanted to achieve but love and eventually a family and it would not be long before she began to crave becoming a mother. There was only one problem. The man that she would marry at the end of her getting her masters was Professor Velasquez. A well-liked professor among the female population at school. However the male population completely loathe the professor. It was an arranged marriage by Victoria's parents. She did not protest because she was originally smitten. But neglect led to resentment and downright hatred. She had half expected to be a mother by now. At least two maybe three children. But children came to pass and she was wondering if anything was wrong with her. It was only when she arrived at the university on this day that change her world view all together. it would predictably start with a student who is about to be expelled.

Victoria: Name.

Billy: Why would you care you little ice queen? Just do whatever it is you're going to do. I don't want to look at your ugly face any more than I have to!

Victoria: Name.

Billy: Bond. James Bond.

Victoria: (Sighs)All right Mr. Bond. You want to tell me why you are in my office......again? And did you change your name yet again? I could have sworn your name was John Wayne last month and Winston Churchill the month before that and the Duke of Wellington before that. Every time you come here, it is usually met with a fight and I usually expel you.......only for you to come back.........and start the same fight over again. I understand that you family has deep pockets and can pull major strings. So i don't expelling you will do no good. So who or what was it this time?

Billy: ........(embarrassed) My girl. She's gotten too fat. She sucks in bed. She used to be a real live wire in the sack but now she doesn't even want to have sex anymore. She's always sleeps and doesn't even want to look at me. She calls me a snot nosed disease-ridden parasite and an immature little boy. I think she's cheating on me. I was trying to find the bastard who took her away from me.

Victoria: Did you even begin to think that this wasn't meant to last?

Billy: But she was so fit, so vibrant but then overnight she gradually started to put on a lot of weight. And then she began talking like i was some worthless loser.

Victoria listens closely to Billy's story. Analyzing all the details. Sensing that she has heard this same story from other male students. He goes on to explain that every Saturday night they would usually go out clubbing or to the local tavern or maybe even the movies or they would go home to watch Netflix snuggling up to each other. As each detail is slowly revealed. She begins to notice a pattern. Billy like so many other boys who was suspended all had similar stories began acting out. Like their lives were being destroyed. She also seem to notice that female students all gradually started to become a bit bigger, fatter, plumper as if they were starting a trend. But she couldn't be bothered with trivial matters but trivial matters have a way of exploding into epidemics if not handle properly.

Victoria: Listen Billy you do-

Billy: Wait, I never told you my name.

Victoria: (Sighs) Sorry it just came me as you were speaking. All you guys are interchangeable. You come in my office with your boys problems after acting up, I suspend or expel you to get your act together. But then you are back in my office again with having not learned your lesson. You-

In the middle of her speech to Billy. The door to her office just opened up. There standing in the door way was her dear husband Prof Velasquez. As soon as their eyes met anger and hate had filled her. Rage and evil intentions was all she was focused on now. But to show a united front, she buries her thoughts deep down. She finally has the nerve to keep it civil and speak up.

Victoria: What is it my dear? I'm listening.

Prof Velasquez: I see that you are in a meeting with an unruly student again. What did he do this time? Spike the water fountain, the classical thumbtack in the teacher's chair or the egg timer? You boys never learn. It's about time you boys grow up and learn listen to your betters.

Billy: "Don't you mean "ancient elders" old man?

Professor: Ha!! This " Ancient elder" has banged chicks a lot longer than you have been beating your pathetic meat. You boys never learn. That is why you are far behind and why the girls of this elite prestigious university don't respect you. If you learned to control your simple urges the woman will respect you more. I don't imagine that mommy and daddy will be to please if you got dismissed from the university again. Everything was given to you. You are nothing more than a snot nosed brat sucking off his mother's titty. So let me give you a piece of advice. Go back. Go back and sniff your mommy's booty like the worthless whiny dog you are.

Billy : (Getting ready to strike) Here's what you can do with your advice you arrogant piece of-

Victoria: That's enough!! John, surely you have better things to do than to antagonize one of my students. You are better than this.(trying to calm the growing conflict). Now, you came to my office for something, yes?

Professor: Hmph! I just wanted to let you know that I have a special parent-teacher conference with one of my students and their legal guardian. I also have bowling time at the country club with the boys so I will not be home tonight.

Victoria: All night? So I guess our dinner time is off as well? (Sighs) No problem my dear. It's probably for the best. You go and handle your affairs.

Professor: I promise that I will make it up to you in the future. See you later sweetheart!! (kisses Victoria on the forehead as he wants to put on a show in front of Billy)

(Professor leaves the office leaving Victoria to her thoughts. It is only disturbed by the other resident in the room.)

Billy: Pfft! Parent- teacher conference, he says. Looks like he has found another booty to sleep with. Arrogant prick. Can't see what these slow girls see in this dick bag. Not man enough for a real challenge??? Oh, I am so sorry Dean Victoria. I shouldn't have said anything.

Victoria slowly chuckled at that his words but was worried all the same. The way her husband said it. "One of his students and their guardian." Without thinking or giving it much thought, she soon blurted out her response.

Victoria: Explain. What do you mean by found another booty to sleep? Be careful with your accusations

Billy: Sorry but there has been this rumor going around that all the male professors here have been sleeping around with the female students. I didn't want to believe it at first. But then I heard that the some of the girls were bragging about how some of the professors like them thick and heavy set. So the girls put on a lot of weight by gorging themselves trying to make themselves attractive to the male teachers. Some even came back pregnant bragging about how they've just hit the gravy train and that they were set for life. Sorry but that's what I've heard.

Victoria: Heard, but you didn't confirm? You didn't follow up on this yourself?

Billy: Why would I? I don't go around chasing rumors or ghosts? It's bad form.

Victoria looked closely at Billy to determine whether or not to trust him. After a few minutes of weighing her options and given the fact that her husband the professor chose his words very carefully as to not aroused any suspicions. His overbearing bragging to a male student about how much booty he has banged in his younger years. She is now slowly suspecting that there to these rumors than she previously realized. And it would not be long before long lost forgotten memories came flooding back to the surface.

Victoria: Alright Billy. You can go now. You've already missed class. You have a lot of ground to make up. So I am going to make an offer and I am only going to make it once. But first meet me after you are done with all your classes and I have a story to tell you.